I did NOT stress out and lose sleep over the fact that My eBay was telling me I needed to ship 7 items when I had already shipped them. I was NOT stumped at figuring out how to tell them I had already shipped the items. I was NOT bothered that eBay thought I hadn't shipped them. I did NOT feel badly because eBay might think I was being lazy. Who would do that?? Only a CRAZY person! Not me!
I was NOT so grateful to Kristen for telling me how to get eBay off my back!
I did NOT pick up my daughter's sucker off the ground and lick off the dirt so she could have it back and not cry over the sucker she just got unwrapped. GROSS!
My daughter does NOT cry over unimportant and tooth rotting things like suckers. Furthermore, I do NOT let her indulge in any such things either.
I did NOT open my first checking account all my own in 15+ years. It did NOT take almost 1 full hour. I will NOT be getting my VERY first debit card. I am very tech savvy, very up with the times and technology, I have been utilizing all these things for years! My husband is NOT planning to close our credit card account (we have not been FAITHFUL customers for 15+ years), and I am NOT a tiny bit freaked out about that. (WHY, I don't know!)
I did NOT take my daughter to church this morning after picking up her prescription for Decadron for her croup. I am NOT so thankful I have prescriptive privileges here in Florida! She did NOT wake up with it 2 days in a row. I did NOT decide she wasn't contagious since she didn't have a runny nose or cough. I am NOT completely clueless as to why she would have croup for 2 days with no other signs of the viral illness...weirdness! I am NOT completely satisfied that she seems okay during the day!
I did NOT have to rely on spell check to spell privileges right. I am a fabulous speller! I never spell things wrong or make type-os either! Not me!
Finally, I did NOT sell 26 copies of my project "Spring Clean Year 'Round" so far! I also did NOT get some fabulous marketing ideas from my friends, my blog readers! My husband did NOT tell me to just hold off since I am just barely to keep up with the current orders. I will NOT be utilizing your ideas VERY soon! Click here to find out more about my organizing system to keep your home clean all year long with minimal work!
I did NOT give up on listing my item at Etsy just because my photos were the wrong size. I wouldn't let a silly thing like having too many pixels stop me from getting this thing conquered. I understand exactly how these things work and have no trouble changing the picture's pixels to be the proper size so they will upload. Furthermore, I have tons of time to edit all my pictures down to the proper size...hey, they aren't calling my pictures fat are they?????
5 comments:
Love it. I love the one about the sucker the best. And what kind of mother would not suck dirt off a sucker for her baby?! Way to go.
I'm right behind you in the line up on McMamma's website. How funny is that??
Lotsa love,
Kristin
We had a professional day with our schools today to ... but no Busch Gardens for us, just a lot of snow and cold. Hope you had a great time Have fun with Ebay! -b
You are seriously not psychotic. I didn't have to use spell check for that either. Not me! (seriously) I am not wishing I was there to enjoy the sunshine and Busch Gardens at least once every second. NOT ME!! I do NOT hate Iowa... :)
You are seriously not psychotic. I didn't have to use spell check for that either. Not me! (seriously) I am not wishing I was there to enjoy the sunshine and Busch Gardens at least once every second. NOT ME!! I do NOT hate Iowa... :)
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